Definitely the fingers--I mean, do I really need two hands? NO ONE touches my eyes--totally creeps me out. In fact, when I first got my contact lenses I spent an hour each morning actually getting them in my eyes. Good thing I didn't have kids yet!

2. wear nothing but lace for a month OR nothing but wool for a month?

Ooh, hard one. Wool is itchy and yucky, but since I live in England (not too far from the damn North Sea!!) I'll have to take the wool. I would freeze my little patooti off in lace. :) {honestly, this is the country where when it hit 80 degrees last summer, people started dying! No kidding. I wonder how the English ever colonized Georgia?!??}

3. eat taco sauce on everything OR eat what you want, but drink only whole milk?

Hating the taco sauce--so I'll have to go for the milk. Does it count if the milk is in coffee? Uhhh, I don't think I could give up the coffee. Come to think of it, I'm not that big on eating anyway, so maybe I'll have the taco sauce. Or would I have to put the taco sauce in my coffee? Oh no, I don't know! Ok, ok, the taco sauce. That way I could still have my coffee--even if it would taste yucky--and thereby spare my family and friends the trauma of witnessing me go through caffeine withdrawal. See, I'm so thoughtful! :)

4. be stabbed in the big toe with a rusty nail OR kicked in knee cap 10 times?

Let's see, my tetanus is up-to-date, but my kneecap immunizations have lapsed--think I'll go for the rusty nail. Do you think I could get Brad Pitt to stab it in? It wouldn't hurt so much then! And, really, he'd be much better off with me than Lara Croft...

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