16 June 2005
Topless squirrel jello wrestling
No, not really. But I keep seeing other people's posts showing all the weird stuff they've been googled for, and I'm jealous. I never get googled for crap, apparently I need some good keywords. I figured the title of this post is a good start. And until I get better results--bite me, Google. I fart in your general direction.
posted by Julie at
8:33 PM
16 Comments:
Well, there you go! Now you get googled for "fart bite"
I know what you mean. I never get googled for really weird stuff.
Hey...or you've got Topless Squirrel fart...or topless mule on Greyhound bus fart...you got some good ones there LOL
I got googled for "true love stories about rectal thermometers". Sometimes I wish I didn't know how sick people really are.... :o)
After I whot a post pointing people in the direction of a dooce post about two months ago half my googles come frompeople googling for her. Most of the rest from people looking for black currant recipes. I almost feel sorry for them.
I have tried but I think I got it wrong again Mom...I put it in my post, not the title!
you must spank us all! Castle Anthrax!
LOL! So that's how I get people other than Jen looking at my blog. And here I was just blogging pretty normal stuff...well except for the body parts falling out of the plane.
hmm..I have never been googled either...I dont even no what the hell that menas or how you do it...guess its a good thing..:-)
Ha ha, that title is classic. I got googled for "vulcan espresso machine" and "anth sunshine."
Just found your site today and really enjoyed your blog.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries...
The scary thing is when you realize they're surfing into your blog looking for weird crap like images of the Grim Reaper, and that the place you talk about your family is also a big hairy freak magnet...
Just so you know, someone came to my blog today looking for "naughtiest sex in the city episodes." I feel sorry for them.
"You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your
bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you!"
Getting Googled is highly over-rated and sometimes disturbing. Really, some of it just makes you want to take all mention of your kids off the page.
And, you think you're going to be happy about the extra traffic, but I'm not really looking for 10% more pervs with my traffic. (I'm much more careful about which words I use - and I took out mention of how old my kids are - and my perv traffic is almost nothing now).
I had a huge boost in traffic when I wrote a very boring, very short post about a new T-shirt I bought. That isn't exactly a thrill, either.
I wrote about dooce once, but I didn't link to her. Like she needs my link.
"Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."
Be careful what you wish for!!! I didn't know that I had put anything that might attract anyone on my blog...but apparently I had. 'cuz I got a comment from this person who musta been lost.
I had posted "Why are british blogs so big?" 'cuz your & Scott's blogs are about 3 inches wider than my screen. And he answered back. Of course now he'll see this post here (still looking for big british) and be offended...huh?
after reading these comments, I'm rescinding my wish. No freaks for me!!
Wow! Perhaps I should try "Life IS pain, Highness," (straying a little from our movie theme to another favorite), and see what googles come up. BTW - how can you tell if you're being googled? Just bizarre comments? More traffic than usual on your site?
Boudicca posted about google searches this week,
which reminded me about her post on it last June, and then I read
your comment to this post, from last June on Boudicca's Voice...
"That is tooooo funny! Pink robot shoots b**bs??? Now I really want to see it!"
Julie
I found two links to Tranzor Z cartoon clips:
Opening credits for the show
and
Missle Shooting
Wait till 2:36 into this one for the shooting missiles ...
I used to watch that show as a kid too.
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